555-1212 - March 28, 2008
*ring*
*ring*
*rin - Thank you for calling Blockbuster, how can I help you?
Hi. Yes, can you tell me if you happen to have a copy of The Mist in yet?
(pause)
Yes, we do indeed.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?! YOU HAVE ONE?!? YOU HAVE A COPY OF THE MIST?!? CAN I RESERVE THAT COPY RIGHT NOW?!?
Um, yeah, Sure. What's your first name?
MICHAEL!!! MY FIRST NAME IS MICHAEL!!!
O...K...Michael, we'll hold this copy of The Mist here for you until 8 pm tonight.
Thaaa - *crack*. Thank y *crackle* Th *hacking cough*
Excuse me? '
Thank you very much. I'll be right over. *whispering*
I'm sorry, sir. Can you turn your volume up, I can barely hear you.
I'll be right over. Thank you.
I think your phone is losing reception. We'll hold the movie anyway, OK?
*click*
(gurgling throat clearing noises followed by a nearly silent "fuck")
Posted by KungFu Mike at 8:33 AM
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