KungFuMike.net - July 29, 2008

I know what you're thinking...what do KungFu Mike and a grilled cheese sandwich have in common?

The answer :

Bread = 2 Full size Toyota Tundras

Cheese = KungFu Mike

Tonight at work, I was pinned at the knees between two pick up trucks, one stationary and one going about 7 miles an hour as the result of a poorly planned joke on yours truly. The outcome of all of this was a trip to the emergency room to watch some Hannah Montana and pick up a massive leg brace that looks like a fucking yoga mat, armpit choking crutches, Percocets the size of frisbees and a date with an orthopedist tomorrow to see just how bad my shit is fucked. Hopefully they won't have to amputate my gam, but if they do, I'll do my best to see if they can retrofit my stump with a pogo stick or a gas powered, pull start dildo.

I'll be busy cranking out part 4 or Ginsanity while I'm immobile. I just wanted to let you guys know why you're going to start seeing weird posts from me for the next however many days. It's probably the percocet.

~KungFu Mike

Posted by KungFu Mike at 7:30 PM