I'm sure the majority of you have heard about the story of the guy with no arms that headbutted some white trash guy in the head, and then the white trash guy ended up dying, right? If you haven't, inform your ignorant ass by clicking on the link below.
http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/gwinnett/stories/2007/09/18/unarmed_0919_web.html
Now that's a pretty funny story, but it gets even better. My friend Tucker forwarded an email to me that he received yesterday from one of his fans that put two and two together and, well...take a look.
http://www.kungfumike.net/archives/random_photos_from_the_road_v1.phtml
The guy that we met in Athens, GA during the book signing tour--the same guy that drew me and Tucker a picture with a Sharpie in his teeth and burned his face a dozen times trying to catch a lit cigarette in his mouth--is the same guy that pulled a Bam Bam Bigelow on Joe Dirt, causing him to have an Orson Welles right there on the sidewalk! I can't believe that we didn't end up buying that drawing from him now, I could have sold it on eBay and used the profits to buy a car that didn't look like it was towed here from the red zone in Basrah.
Posted by KungFu Mike at 5:18 PM