In the efforts to hammer the final nail in the coffin that holds its integrity, MTV has decided to air a The Bachelorette-esque reality TV show starring everyone's favorite $4 Vietnamese escort Tila Tequila. "A Shot at Love" will pit 16 men and, get this, 16 women against each other for the ultimate prize -- genital herpes. What's more amazing than the fact that they were able to find Tila in one of Jared Leto's numerous curbside garbage cans is the fact that they found 32 people who were too cheap to buy the bottle of Andre Extra Dry and accompanying 8 ball that it takes to get this superstar to lick your asshole on any given Tuesday afternoon.
Posted by KungFu Mike at 9:07 AM