Well hellooooooooooooo, Internet Land!
It's been a while, and I apologize for that. My life has been a whirlwind of gypsy magic, as I managed to move across the country and back all within less than a month. Take that cake and add a "pending death in the family, chasing a deadbeat roommate down for your security deposit, landing a shitty job that makes you show up at 7 am, getting fired from that job for hooking up with one of your coworkers, and a metric ton of hilarious drinking stories" frosting, and you've got yourself a recipe for a "This guy can't get any writing done to save his life" dessert. Fortunately, I have returned to the land of the living with a heaping handful of stories from my month off, all of which I am in the middle of outlining as we speak. Sound the alarm, climb into your bomb shelters and prepare for a salvo of KungFu Mike giggle missiles.
Also, I'm going to crank up the Movie of the Day section again as I flesh out these stories, and I want to kick it off with this clip from The Adventures of Mark Twain, an amazing claymation movie that gave a 5 year-old YoungFu Mike nightmares like you wouldn't believe. "Oh yeah, it's a claymation. Sure, Mikey, we can rent this." Thanks mom, you may now pick up the pieces of my room after I spent the night awkwardly swinging a Louisville Slugger at fear-induced Play-Doh demon hallucinations.
Posted by KungFu Mike at 8:47 AM