If you haven't seen it yet, here is Britney Spears making her train wreck of a last minute "comeback" performance at the VMAs last night. Britney was obviously sabotaged; nobody who has her best interests at heart would tell her that a bottle of Maker's Mark and a rag soaked in ether is a good way to squelch stage fright. I could make a cardboard Voltron manned by FAS toddlers, paint it like Britney Spears and it would have more stage presence and fluid range of motion.
Posted by KungFu Mike at 10:34 AM