Stop Shitting on the LA County Jail System - June 7, 2007
"Rah rah rah!!! I can't believe Paris got out of jail!!! Rah rah rah!!! The legal system has failed me!!! I'm going to stock up on gasoline and Spam because a Mad Max-esque apocalypse awaits us all!!! Rah rah rah!!!
Shut up, retard. Think about it this way...where does Paris stand a better chance of severely hurting herself, out in public or locked away in solitary confinement? You know what's going to be hilarious? When Paris Hilton ends up getting bombed at Hyde while on house arrest and fist fucks her Bentley Phantom 50 feet into a packed nursing home rec room during senior prom night. Two birds with one stone--
1) Images of her charred, mangled corpse will be plastered all over the world, finally allowing me to jerk off while looking at a picture of Paris Hilton without feeling ashamed afterwards.
2) Old people skeeve me out anyway.
I'm crossing my fingers and scanning the horizon for plumes of smoke. The L.A. County jail system is genius.
Posted by KungFu Mike at 11:37 AM
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The day Paris Hilton burns is the day that many former Sexually Transmitted Diseases suddenly go airborne.
Posted by: backwards7 at June 7, 2007 03:22 PM
Dude, you can't just shit on KungFuMike. You need to at least take him out to dinner first.
Posted by: Anthony at June 8, 2007 09:10 AM
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